"A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable." - Leslie Lamport
Here are some links you just might enjoy, but you don't have to take my word for it:
"Five reasons NOT to use Linux"
"Unique Polymer Coating - Made of Silica Nanoparticles Eliminates Fogging"
The internet has a little bit of everything and I mean that in the most sarcastic way.
"Kangaroo stays a jump ahead in Germany"