"What we in the news business can never forget is that we are only as good as the stories we tell." - Tally Atwater (Up Close & Personal)
"Ohio changes its mind regarding evolution" (no comment)
Nifty: "Nintendo unveils TV, Web browser features for DS"
"Ballmer Beckons Users To MSN With Prizes" (I am not going to comment on this one either)
"World's longest laser invented"