"It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant." - Riley Poole (National Treasure)
New Tomb Found! (Valley of the Kings) (I got behind and didn't get the link posted until today)
Other news worthy items:
"New Viewing Technique Bolsters Case For Life On Mars"
"New Microchips Shun Transistors"
"Robot moved by a slime mould's fears"
Items that are not so news worthy (but I am posting a link anyway):
"Vice President Shoots Man, Hilarity Ensues"
"Money really doesn't buy happiness, study finds"
"Lobster in pants hard to disguise" - funniest part "Sgt Rantala asked that Simpson be ordered to repay the cost of the prawns and the lobster – neither of which could be returned to the store's shelves."