Funny Titles Cause Massive Thoughts?

Have you ever actually stopped and really read the headlines for news articles? I know that the purpose is to grab your attention, but have you ever really thiought about the titles? I found when I really thought about them they seemed funny and a little off the wall. The titles do the job, they tell you what the article is about and as long as you don't think about them too much I find that you really don't notice. Maybe because we are so use to seeing this kinds of titles and because of their purpose it really isn't something you notice. Of course, I could be completely wrong about the whole title thing and you don't see the humor in them at all...

Maybe I find the following news article titles to be fun becuase it is after 2 in the morning and frankly I haven't had a lot of sleep recently. So anyway, I figured that I would share a few of these titles with you. For (I hope) your viewing pleasure:

• "Pinball machines work wizardry for Sega Sammy"
• "Smoker tried to open plane door"
• "Bush Drinks Mare's Milk, Avoids Camels"
• "At Harvard, a Man, a Plan and a Scanner"
• "Materials Regain Properties Previously Thought to Disappear under Pressure"
• "Physics in schools 'set to die out'"
• "Nauseating News About Spacesickness "
• "Microsoft slammed for 'confusing' open source study"
• "Penn State offers tips to handle turkeys safely and keep the holiday pleasant"
• "Send those dead animals in now, folks..."
• "Dog lovers mad over chihuahua thefts"
• "Methuen Home Depot Apologizes After Pencil Mix-Up"
• "Fire-training doll rescued"
• "Wal-Mart Check-Out Errors Top Guidelines"
• "Bacteria which sense the Earth's magnetic field"

(I was attempting to find a wide range of articles - local news, scientific, and some that are just plain weird...)

Total side note: Snow is predicted for the west side of Michigan tomorrow with a high of 38. Snow? Again?!? I can't believe it, I really can't believe it.